Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

FORMA PAUPERIS. [Latin] In the character of a poor person - a method by which a litigant without money for lawyers is considerately permitted to lose his case.

Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.