RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.