Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.