Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.

PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.

Immoral: Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral. If mans notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from and nowise dependent on, their consequences-then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.