GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
Ambrose BierceAge - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.
Ambrose BierceWhile your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
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