Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.

TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.

TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".