Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
Ambrose BierceCynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Ambrose BierceRESPITE, n. A suspension of hostilities against a sentenced assassin, to enable the Executive to determine whether the murder may not have been done by the prosecuting attorney. Any break in the continuity of a disagreeable expectation.
Ambrose BiercePREFERENCE, n. A sentiment, or frame of mind, induced by the erroneous belief that one thing is better than another.
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