Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.

Religions are conclusions for which the facts of nature supply no major premises.

An archbishop is an ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .