PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.

Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.