A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul.

ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.