MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.
Ambrose BierceDistance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
Ambrose BiercePASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.
Ambrose BierceInfidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.
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