Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

Damning, with bell, book and candle / Some sinner whose opinions are a scandal. / A rite permitting Satan to enslave him / Forever, and forbidding Christ to save him.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper - the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort.