While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.
Ambrose BierceLOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Ambrose BierceWork: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
Ambrose BierceSpring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
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