FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

EAT, v.i. To perform successively (and successfully) the functions of mastication, humectation, and deglutition. 'I was in the drawing-room, enjoying my dinner,' said Brillat-Savarin, beginning an anecdote. 'What!' interrupted Rochebriant; 'eating dinner in a drawing-room?' 'I must beg you to observe, monsieur,' explained the great gastronome, 'that I did not say I was eating my dinner, but enjoying it. I had dined an hour before.'

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.