FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.

ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.

WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.