FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.

Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.

There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

PREDESTINATION, n. The doctrine that all things occur according to programme. . . . not be confused with that of foreordination. The difference is great enough to have deluged Christendom with ink, to say nothing of the gore.