FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.

Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.