FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.

An auctioneer is a man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.

PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. A desiccated epigram.