Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.

REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.