REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

The clarinet is a musical instrument the only thing worse than which is two.

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

Women of genius commonly have masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.