What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

A modern school where football is taught.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.