UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.
POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.