Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.

Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.

ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.