PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.

TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.

Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.