PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

Patriotism: The first resort of a scoundrel.

ORATORY, n. A conspiracy between speech and action to cheat the understanding. A tyranny tempered by stenography.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

Habit: A shackle for the free.