PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set; an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.

EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.