IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

TRUCE, n. Friendship.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.