IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.

SARCOPHAGUS, n. Among the Greeks a coffin which being made of a certain kind of carnivorous stone, had the peculiar property of devouring the body placed in it.

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

ENOUGH, pro. All there is in the world if you like it.