TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.