I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.