I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people one knows the easier it becomes to replace them. It's one of the curses of London.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".