Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to.

INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.

To seek a justification for a decision already made.

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

Book - Learning : The dunce's derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impertinent ignorance.