GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

When you doubt, abstain.

Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.