GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.

ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.