GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.

Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is received with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar with him. In the code of military etiquette silence and fixity are forms of deference

A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

OBSERVATORY, n. A place where astronomers conjecture away the guesses of their predecessors.

INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.