The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.