Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Woman absent is woman dead.
ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
HYENA, n. A beast held in reverence by some oriental nations from its habit of frequenting at night the burial-places of the dead. But the medical student does that
Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.