MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.