FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape as "One day a wag - what would the wretch be at? Shifted a letter of the cipher RAT, And said it was a god's name! . . ."

INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.