FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.

Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.

REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.