CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.

Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.