CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do "me"?

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.

PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.

The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.

MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.