It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

URBANITY, n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, "I beg your pardon," and it is not consistent with disregard of the rights of others.

ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

Uncommon extension of the fear of death.