It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when thrust into the affairs of others from which some physiologists have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.

Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.