Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.