VITUPERATION, n. Saite, as understood by dunces and all such as suffer from an impediment in their wit.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth; most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.

To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.