RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.

For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.

CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws.