RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.

Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.

Something that is supposed to typify or stand for something else. Many symbols are mere "survivals" - as funereal urns carved on memorial monuments. We cannot stop making them, but we can give them a name that conceals our helplessness.

GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.