Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

GENEROUS, adj. Originally this word meant noble by birth and was rightly applied to a great multitude of persons. It now means noble by nature and is taking a bit of a rest.

RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries . .

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.