Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.
UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
Christian - One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven.