BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.

Appetite, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.

REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to enforce an optional obedience.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

I think I think, therefore I think I am.

REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter