BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.

WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.

Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.