CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins.

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

OBLIVION, n. Cold storage for high hopes. A place where ambitious authors meet their works without pride and their betters without envy. A dormitory without an alarm clock.

Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.