Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.

Opposition, n. In politics the party that prevents the government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage, to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound . . . . properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position.

There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.

UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.

ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.