FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
Achievement; the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.
Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.
ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly ("Musca maledicta"). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us.