HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.

WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.

PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.