UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.
Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
A single swallow, it is said, devours ten millions of insects every year. The supplying of these insects I take to be a signal instance of the Creator's bounty in providing for the lives of His creatures.