NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.
PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.
LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.