A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God," "the day of wrath," etc. . . .

Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.

A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.