A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.

A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.

PLEONASM, n. An army of words escorting a corporal of thought.

If every hypocrite in the United States were to break his leg to-day the country could be successfully invaded to-morrow by the warlike hypocrites of Canada.

Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.