In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.

A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.

PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.

ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.

EXCEPTION, n. A thing which takes the liberty to differ from other things of its class, as an honest man, a truthful woman, etc.