Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.

LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.

Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.