Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude.

Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.

IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

LIAR, n. One who tells an unpleasant truth.

RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.

Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.