PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.

Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

If you want to read a perfect book there is only one way: write it.

HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.