PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.

Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

Think twice before you speak to a friend in need

Advice: The suggestions you give someone else which you hope will work for your benefit.

Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.