PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.