Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.

COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.

Dictionary: a malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic

Woman absent is woman dead.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.