OUT-OF-DOORS, n. That part of one's environment upon which no government has been able to collect taxes. Chiefly useful to inspire poets.

Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.

MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.

For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.