OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

When you doubt, abstain.