A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite bomb.

LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name- liver, the thing we live with.

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.