LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
Ambrose BierceGRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
Ambrose BierceMUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
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