HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.

TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.

MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy, an officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility.

Kindness n: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.

Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else