GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.
Ambrose BierceLINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."
Ambrose BierceTEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
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