Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.

JOSS-STICKS- Small sticks burned by the Chinese in their pagan tomfoolery, in imitation of certain sacred rites of our holy religion.

DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.

A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.