Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting

OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.

DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose

INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.