LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.

No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.

While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his.