Aristocrats: n. fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts - guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.

GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These [quills] when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.

Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.

MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.