RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.

HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

Nothing is more logical than persecution. Religious tolerance is a kind of infidelity.

CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.

Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.