An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.
COMMENDATION n. The tribute that we pay to achievements that resembles but do not equal our own.
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.