GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.

Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized.

The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.