A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
Advice, the smallest current coin.
STORY, n. A narrative, commonly untrue.
OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.