RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
The most intolerant advocate is he who is trying to convince himself.
RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.