ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
ORTHOGRAPHY, n. The science of spelling by the eye instead of the ear.
ROMANCE, n. Fiction that owes no allegiance to the God of Things as They Are. In the novel the writer's thought is tethered to probability, but in romance it ranges at will over the entire region of the imagination . . .
BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.