KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

Scribbler, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

IGNORAMUS, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.

TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.