KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.

LEXICOGRAPHER, n. A pestilent fellow who, under the pretense of recording some particular stage in the development of a language, does what he can to arrest its growth, stiffen its flexibility and mechanize its methods.

EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

A penny saved is a penny to squander.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.