In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.

ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.

When in Rome, do as Rome does.